Oh, yeah Standin' here e'ry night waitin' my number But she is somewhere touching up another fool In a jukebox job downin' blues In her leopard-skin anklehigh boots While I'm jackin' off Readin' Playboy on a hot afternoon, yeah I'm a three-time loser Caught it up in Monterey Shook it up in East Virginia Now my friends say it's here to stay Now listen How dare you have a party in a Chelsea basement, yeah When the poor excited Jezebel said, "Come outside" She feel me up against my face Put her dirty hands down in my pants She took all of my money Left me naked by the silvery moon I'm a three-time loser Caught it up in Monterey Shook it up in East Virginia Now my friends say it's here to stay Roll away, roll away all of you women I don't think I need you anymore There'll be no more doctor's bills There'll be no more swallowing pills And I've found a woman that can witness that in blood out of me I'm a three-time loser Caught it up in Monterey Shook it up in East Virginia But now my friends say it's here to stay I'm a three-time loser Caught it up in Monterey Shook it up in East Virginia Now my friends say it's here to stay I'm a three-time loser (loser, loser, loser yeah) Caught it up in Monterey Shook it up in East Virginia Now my friends say it's here to stay (one more time) I'm a three-time loser (loser, loser, loser yeah) Caught it up in Monterey Shook it up in East Virginia Now my friends say it's here to stay I'm a three-time loser (oh yeah) Well I caught it up in Monterey