I turned the volume up this morning Till there was ringing in my ears I haven't felt this good in years Another villain on the cover Of every major magazine The victim somewhere in between See how they twist and shout And as I'm searching for the story Subscription card falls to the floor I'm losing interest more and more To pick it up I'm bending over Out of the corner of my eye I see a pair of blazing thighs See how they twist and shout See how they twist and shout I straighten up to look her over And up my back a shooting pain It's bound to settle in my brain Another villain on the cover Of every major magazine The victim somewhere in between See how they twist and shout See how they twist and shout