I'm the slush gush martyr Of Keego Harbor I'm the parter of the frozen Sylvan Lake Water And I'm in love with this crooked Optometrist's daughter And I don't know when I am anymore I'm the cameraman For the abandoned township meeting Recording how your summer tan Dissolved to snowy sheeting Constantly awaking in the sneering bed of exes We've repositioned Michigan Now we're nearing the nexus Still I don't know when I am anymore And I am eagerly awaiting Your next installment And what dreaming of a Cheers reunion In my old dormitory basement hall meant But I don't when I am anymore