They caught him by the chicken coop He had a hen by the throat Once he's crossed to the evil side, oh no Reason to keep him alive And before I could tranquilize He metamorphosized himself Hey dude, don't be rude (Don't be rude) Oh yes, we'll get you (We'll get you) I'll outrun all of you fools (You fools) I'm the alpha dawg I'm the alpha dawg From on all fours, just six foot four Stood a different being from before And it keeps repeating in my brain Oh my mind was never the same And before I could say anything He continued to evolve and change Hey dude, don't be rude (Don't be rude) Oh yes, we'll get you (We'll get you) I'll outrun all of you fools (You fools) I'm the alpha dawg I'm the alpha dawg It's the year of the dog The year of the dog, of the dog This one ain't gonna keep on barkin', no Some day he's gonna bite, yeah This one ain't gonna keep on barkin, no Hey dude, don't be rude (Don't be rude) Oh yes, we'll get you (We'll get you) I'll outrun all of you fools (You fools) I'm the alpha dawg I'm the alpha dawg I'm the alpha dawg The alpha dawg The alpha dawg I'm the alpha dawg