20 Carat Rocker (M. Jupp) He's got his beard shaved off He's got his hair cut short He behaves like people think he ought And though his Mum and Papa think he's pleasin' to the eye Let me tell you people deep down inside He's a twenty-carat rocker from days of old Yeah he's a twenty carat rocker and it seems so long since he rolled Yeah he's goin' steady holdin' down a job He don't run 'round at nights with any old mob But come Sunday mornin' you won't find him in bed Cause he'll be fixin' his five hundred in the garden shed He's a twenty-carat rocker from days of old Yeah he's a twenty carat rocker and it seems so long since he rolled Solo And as he grows older and the days go by He knows he'll soon be called up to the rock-house in the sky There's a notice tended on them Pearly gates Sayin' you can't come here unless you bring your seventy-eights He's a twenty-carat rocker from days of old Yeah he's a twenty carat rocker and it seems so long since he rolled Yeah he's a twenty-carat rocker from days of old Yeah a twenty carat rocker and it seems so long since he rolled He's a twenty carat rocker and it seems so long since he rolled