All my friends Are going crazy Am I the only one here who thinks the waiting Is the worst part? How the hell Did I get here The future sings a song that's never clear Until it's gone and I just lose the feeling Spin me Like a record Move me Like a slow song, baby Hurt me Like a bad dream You can bet I got What you need Mess me up Something good All is right in the neighborhood You got a Run DMC shirt on Looking at me like I'm the one you want I think the end Is coming soon You'll take it all off it you know what's good for you That's what we say when this place gets lonely I know I'm gonna regret this But I just have to say you look well Why do I do this to myself It's a lie, I get dizzy As the room starts to spin It's over then it starts again (but anyway) These things I do are killing me These things I say are killing me Softly, slowly Uptown girls The mystery I'm sorry kid, but you don't mean a thing to me Sure it hurts, but I'm never lonely Spin me Like a record Move me Like you mean it, baby Up and down What's not to like? This modern love is suicide If I jump will you join me? If I jump will you, will you join me?