My boss screamin' all day long, in my ear My motorcycle screamed at me, too, 'cause I think I missed 2nd gear Credit card man leaving messages, all day long That three part morally's starting to sound like a drinkin' song So I been drankin Drinkin' Drinkin' all night long Even my ex yellin' on the phone sounds like a drinkin' song Sad ones, bad ones, ain't heard that one in so lah-hong! Everything I hear sounds like a drinkin' song Yeah, maybe ya left me, or maybe I wanted it that way Maybe I wanted to hang out in this here bar all day Now, some of my dreams are gonna come true, and some of 'em ain't So bored with my own complainin' it's like watchin' dryin' paint So I been drinkin' Drinkin' Drinkin' all night long The tune on hold with the cable company, sounded like a drinkin' song The sad ones, bad ones, I've heard 'em all for so long! The stories I tell myself in my head all sound like a drinkin' song Take it all away sweet whiskey, oh, if only you could But I know what's comin' in the the mornin' and it ain't good I'm still going, yeah, I can tell it's getting late 'Cause the dude singing karaoke is startin' to sound a lot like George Strait Oh, I been drinkin' Drinkin' Drinkin' all night long Even my ex yellin' on the pho-hone, sounds like a drinkin' song Sad ones, bad ones, ain't heard that one in so lah-hong! Every song they're playin' sounds like a drinkin' song Oh, I been drinkin' Drinkin' Drinkin' all night long The dentist drill ringin' in my ear sounded whole lot like a drinkin' song Sad ones, bad ones, ain't heard that one in sooo lah-hong! La-hah-ong Everything I hear sounds like a drinkin' song Everything God's planned sounds like a drinkin' song