Old-old friend won't you let me go today? Said Santa Claus in the supermarket as he blew his head away Sometimes I think of him saying he's last words as he died Marry Christmas you son of a bitch I hope one day you'll die I went closer to his body and he whispered in my ears I'll tell you what, you'll understand where I'm coming from. Old-old friend won't you let me go today? I told my dog I won't be coming home until I fix her right away Sometimes I wonder why would anybody spend a dime On a bloke who looks like an addicted donkey Waiting on for you to try I went closer to his body and he whispered in my ears I'll tell you what, you'll understand where I'm coming from Old-old-old friend, won't you let me go today? Said Santa Claus on floor of the market on your cheapest Saturday Well he was right, he had the right Told the crowd on a selfie-stick He said, fuck you all, you fucking tooth sucking pigs I'm leaving this old town.