On a cold, Christmas eve Came a crash through the trees That's how the story goes From town to town It's been passed down Through the years Out here on the road A mechanical malfunction Between the reindeer and the sleigh Left Santa broke down On the side of the road In front of the Flying J Well, old school Tim Was the first to jump in To see if he could lend a hand But the news was bad And Old Clause only had One way out of this jam So, it was breaker one-nine We got a nine-one-one At mile marker one-eighty-two Bull wagons and flats Cabovers with stacks Came sliding into the rescue It was a Merry Trucking Christmas A convoy through the night Instead of sleigh bells ringing And a red nose gleaming It was train horns and chicken lights Some of those rigs did an east coast swing Some a west coast turnaround Taking all the toys to the girls and boys And, putting that hammer down It didn't take long for the word to get out And soon every truck in the land Was grinding gears, spreading good cheer All part of the miracle plan In a sea of red suits doing what truckers do They drove until they drove out of sight And they never stopped until the last toy was dropped Just in the Saint Nick of time It was a Merry Trucking Christmas A convoy through the night Instead of sleigh bells ringing And a red nose gleaming It was train horns and chicken lights Some of those rigs did an east coast swing Some a west coast turnaround Taking all the toys to the girls and boys And, putting that hammer down Taking all the toys to the girls and boys And, putting that hammer down Merry Trucking Christmas, Y'all