She's a-huffin' and puffin' and takin' her own sweet time She's a-fussin' and a-guzzlin' and running me way behind Her sleeper lost a corner when I jack knifed my trailer last year It's beat all to hell and hung up in damn sixth gear I wish somebody would trick my truck Cause it's broker than u know what It's squeaking louder than a rubber duck Ain't muddin' but I still get stuck This thing is slower than a one-wheel drive Can't even get it up to forty-five Come on, show me some luck Somebody trick my truck One of them number system bed jobs for my back and a DVD Beads that cover up the master's suite and a big ole flat screen TV Ain't got to be HD but it'd be nice if it was Just give me flames and chrome Make it go faster than it does I wish somebody would trick my truck Cause it's broker than u know what It's squeaking louder than a rubber duck Ain't muddin' but I still get stuck This thing is slower than a one-wheel drive Can't even get it up to forty-five Come on, show me some luck Somebody trick my truck All the other truckers on the interstate They just keep on trucking while I sit here and wait I've seen these folks' signals, I'm their laughing stock I just hope I'll make it to the Pilot parking lot This thing is slower than my two ex wifes Can't even get it up to forty-five Come on and show me some luck Somebody trick my truck I guess I'm just all out of luck Ya outta trick my truck (New tires, something?) (Horn to blow) (One of those chrome knives)