Way back in '97 was a young blossomin' ho Only given 'bout 8 blowjobs, never drank or smoked indo Until one fine evenin', pages I was receivin' Beginning to feel that old heavin' in my beave and I whipped up a cocktail of cookin' wine Nasty buzz kicked in and I was feelin' fine But I needed somethin' spicy to give me a lift A special magic cigarette went by the name of SPLIFF And I went. And I was smoke smoke smokin' just to hit my stride (x4) Sittin' talkin' shit about small dix with gnarly tips I was a faded little bitch munchin' on chips and a fish sandwich I'm kinda like a hotel, always got someone in my bed This night was no exception and of course he wanted head I reluctantly approached the tiny thing he had down south Cuz I'm a filthy little slut, I like to take it in the mouth I couldn't manage nothin' and that boner asked me why I said, "You can't bone my mouth when my mouth is bone dry" And I went. And I was suck suck suckin' on the Astroglide (x4)