Start it over It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me I know it's taken me a long time to respond, but here's my story From my perspective, I'm exempt from consequences I thought I'd get away with it, but didn't So here's my apology I'm so sorry Here's a notes app apology It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me I swear to God this is not my fault, it's a big misunderstanding No one's ever told me I'm abusive and controlling You sound crazy, no one will believe you But here's my non-apology I'm so sorry You have problems with honesty It's come to my attention that everyone fucking hates me I know it's only been a week Since you outed me, but I've been changing I found God now, everyone thinks that it's cop out Cleansed me of all my misdeeds, redeemed and saved me I found Jesus Absolved me of my demons I'll pray you heal from how I damaged you irreparably It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me I'm so sorry Say it half-heartedly I'm so sorry Throw me a pity party I'm so sorry From leper's colony I'm so sorry Here's a notes app apology