Pass me the baileys
And pass me the snow
I'm boris johnson
I'm staying at home
No I'm just kidding
We party with coke
No coca cola
We party with coke
Yeah I mean it when I say fuck omicron
I don't want that shit man I want it gone
Yeah I wanna be enriched but I feel conned
By boris eating cocaine laced scones
Big fuck to Omicron
We had freedom, now it's gone
Our foreign secretary broke the rules
Left his family and moved on
These restrictions are never gonna stop
Just like genders, all over the shop
Boris is stressed, look at his belly
Virus hitting strong, just like R Kelly
Lockdown 1, 2 and 3
Everyone is taking the knee
We got told to stay at home, while the government went to party
Matt performed adultery
Said goodbye to his family
No one listens to the government, the rules get bent like LGBT
Pass me the baileys
And pass me the snow
I'm boris johnson
I'm staying at home
No I'm just kidding
We party with coke
No coca cola
We party with coke
Yeah I mean it when I say fuck omicron
I don't want that shit man I want it gone
Yeah I wanna be enriched but I feel conned
By boris eating cocaine laced scones
Yeah I mean it when I say fuck omicron
I don't want that shit man I want it gone
Yeah I wanna be enriched but I feel conned
By boris eating cocaine laced scones
Yeah I mean it when I say fuck omicron
I don't want that shit man I want it gone
Yeah I wanna be enriched but I feel conned
By boris eating cocaine laced scones
Boris we all want you to retire
You had a party, you fucking liar
I hope they all made it to heaven
How many parties do they want?
1, 4, 8
Feels like freshers, Too much pressures?
Hope there's no spiking, thatd be great
Anti vaxxers protesting non stop
Last time this happened, it involved a cop
Take me back to 2016
Pokemon Go and Mannequins
The simpler times, with killer clowns
Bottle flips in the school playground
Everyone's equal dabbing around
Now cancelled for wrong pronouns
Wish we could go times where your mask for is parties and not going out
Wish we could turn back the clock so we don't have to worry bout curfews and doubt
I don't want a lockdown
Don't need restrictions
All of the parliament has contradictions
I will not follow the rules
If they cannot follow it themselves so fuck all your rules
Pass me the baileys
And pass me the snow
I'm boris johnson
I'm staying at home
No I'm just kidding
We party with coke
No coca cola
We party with coke
Yeah I mean it when I say fuck omicron
I don't want that shit man I want it gone
Yeah I wanna be enriched but I feel conned
By boris eating cocaine laced scones
Support the nation it's not that hard
You look and sound like Vicky Pollard
Boris get a trim this shits not hard
I don't want a lockdown
I don't wanna take part
How many wives and affairs honestly
Lemme help you out, get a vasectomy
Moving like king henry with the wives that you had
How the fuck could you disagree
Get your booster, you always push
Your hair is more messy than your wifes bush
I don't wanna think about that bro that's grim
At the parties they had boris smoked all the kush
You can't make up your mind, you're going wild
Just like that time you bodied a child
You're a fucking disgrace, the whole nation can agree
Oh have I been too harsh sorry forgive me
Pass me the baileys
And pass me the snow
I'm boris johnson
I'm staying at home
No I'm just kidding
We party with coke
No coca cola
We party with coke
Yeah I mean it when I say fuck omicron
I don't want that shit man I want it gone
Yeah I wanna be enriched but I feel conned
By boris eating cocaine laced scones
Yeah I mean it when I say fuck omicron
I don't want that shit man I want it gone
Yeah I wanna be enriched but I feel conned
By boris eating cocaine laced scones
Yeah I mean it when I say fuck omicron
I don't want that shit man I want it gone
Yeah I wanna be enriched but I feel conned
By boris eating cocaine laced scones
Pass me the baileys
And pass me the snow
I'm boris johnson
I'm staying at home
No I'm just kidding
We party with coke
No coca cola
We party with coke
Yeah I mean it when I say fuck omicron
I don't want that shit man I want it gone
Yeah I wanna be enriched but I feel conned
By boris eating cocaine laced scones