Pass me the lampshade I'm drunk again. Blew my drug money on a quart of gin. Well I am a cultured man With tastes discriminating But I'll settle for a tall glass of anything.
Fell in love with love and Death and darkness If I'm a bad drunk well It's not for lack of practice There is no, This no modern romance Cause I'm going home in a fucking ambulance. Well am I the only one drinking tonight. The only one drinking tonight. Spring break gone broke and sprung. Now I'm the only one. Mirrored medicine cabinet door Like the hatch of a submarine Bottles inside like buttons and dials And tiny back-lit screens Bloody footprints on the bathroom floor. In a hotel close to the airport Well am I the only one drinking tonight. The only one drinking tonight. Despair is an octopus With it's head in New Hampshire And tentacles everywhere. Well am I the only one drinking tonight. The only one drinking tonight. Well am I the only one drinking tonight. The only one drinking tonight.