I've been waiting for you patiently I knew you'd come my way eventually (...) I'll have my way with you and then you'll see I saw it on an ancient documentary And then a bad idea occured to me Lady spider lies in wait Kills a suitor when they mate I am not so extreme So much nicer than I seem Lady spider wants you dead I'll just tie you up instead I'm sorry if you're not prepared But now that I have you insnared You could make a meal for me I was saving you especially I'm just kidding, I think that you might survive 'Cause I need you to stay alive Lady spider lies in wait Kills a suitor when they mate I am not so extreme So much nicer than I seem Lady spider wants you dead I'll just tie you up instead Just you and me boy, just two for tea There's no reason to be scared There's no reason to escape Lady spider lies in wait Kills a suitor when they mate I am not so extreme So much nicer than I seem Lady spider wants you dead (dead dead) Lady spider lies in wait Kills a suitor when they mate I am not so extreme So much nicer than I seem Lady spider wants you dead I'll just tie you up instead