What is not, not to like, a shiny bike No lock, no key... it's there for me It's for real, i'm gonna steal a pair of wheels FSU... now you can too I know soon that someone else Will claim my new bike for themselves Waiting for their lucky day To make a speedy getaway I am a bike thief... Our friend the dane, he does the same, no lock, no chain He rides around ...all over town To travel far, without a car, he pedals hard So join the fun... you could have one Want to get from here to there A bike can take me anywhere It's not mine, but I don't care I've had enough of playing fair I'm riding free So come with me We'll be carefree Say it with me I am a bike thief... Scope it out, you'll be without the slightest doubt You want it now, i'll show you how Go down tonite, the time is right, it's in your sights And if you dare, it's sitting there I know soon that someone else Will claim my new bike for themselves Waiting for their lucky day To make a speedy getaway Want to get from here to there A bike can take me anywhere It's not mine, but I don't care I've had enough of playing fair I am a bike thief...