Strip mall Milwaukee A shareware rack A 3.5 inch floppy encased in shrink wrap Took out my wallet and said Here, i'll take this Then proceeded to install it on my 386 Switched from expanded to extended memory And after sorting out the RAM I see A digital display of unspeakable gore Up the modem to the phone because I gotta get more We must Knock the noggins around Adjust The screwed up settings for sound Blades thrust Leaving limbs on the ground Flesh by the pound Encrusted in the lust Quit to dos And load up a game Then toss About heads of the maimed The last boss Is a takar named staine The threat is sussed Encrusted in bloodlust My addiction to their output grew like a virus 'Cause they were weird and maladjusted just like i was With cool enemies and characters by the dozen The games were for PC, but the content sure wasn't I'm not even talkin' 'bout the emulators Despite them being as great as they were Studies can't confirm any effects on consumers But I grew up all gothic with a sick sense of humor