In the woods In the mountains Is a good place to begin A song about a black bear living in his black bear den Doing all the black bear things A black bear just might do I hope in my next lifetime I could be a black bear too And here comes black bear now Crashing through the brush Unfazed by thorns and branches that would hurt me to the touch In pursuit of some small animal The food chain is a truth And the bear has the advantage of the massive claw and tooth But he'll also stop for berries or honey from the bees Or nuts that he can shake down from the canopy of trees And afterwards he'll have his choice from any stream to drink While I fill up another cup from my old kitchen sink And if he wants he'll have a nap and dream his black bear dreams That I could only dream of like I dream to drink from streams And as he sleeps he hears a breeze and knows that he is safe While I'm sleeping with the fan on to drown out my lack of faith