Well, I've been kicked out Of mighty near Every bar around I've been locked up for drivin' A hunnerd and twenty through town Well, I've been shot at And cut with a knife For messin' around With another man's wife But other than that We ain't nothin' Just good ol' boys I threw my boss out a winder And got fired from my last job Hot-wired a city truck And turned it over In the mayor's yard Well, I beat my brother-in-law Half to death I lost twenty bucks On his football bet But other than that We ain't nothin' Just good ol' boys Good ol' boys We're all the same Ain't no way We'll ever change Mean no harm By the things we do Or the trouble That we get into Other than a wild hair Once in a while We can't help it It's just our style And good ol' boys Is all we'll ever be I got an alimony payment That's six weeks overdue I got caught with a trunk fulla Bootleg outta-state booze I hocked my wife's Diamond ring last June Bought me An outboard Evinrude But other than that We ain't nothin' Just good ol' boys Good ol' boys We're all the same Ain't no way We'll ever change Mean no harm By the things we do Or the trouble That we get into Other than a wild hair Once in a while We can't help it It's just our style Good ol' boys Is all we'll ever be Good ol' boys Is all we'll ever be