(Johnny Gimble) I'm two beers away from a beautiful day After a night on the town Just two beers away from a beautiful day If I can just keep 'em down. I woke up this mornin' with moss on my tongue My head soundin' just like a cave Tryin' to remember the things that I done I wish I would learn to behave. I jumped like a rabbit when I heard that alarm Time to get back in the race Two cans of breakfast won't do me no harm I'll shave when I find my face. I'm two beers away from a beautiful day After a night on the town Just two beers away from a beautiful day If I can just keep 'em down. The newsman is sayin' conditions are poor The weatherman says it might rain Well, I know the causes and I know the cure For all this self-inflicted pain. I'm two beers away from a beautiful day After a night on the town Just two beers away from a beautiful day If I can just keep 'em down. If you're healthy and happy take my advice What's good for me ain't for you Stay with your diet of water and ice Right now we've got something to do. I'm two beers away from a beautiful day After a night on the town Just two beers away from a beautiful day If I can just keep 'em down. I'm two beers away from a beautiful day After a night on the town Just two beers away from a beautiful day If I can just keep 'em down...