Something wasn't right It wasn't she You thought it wouldn't get Around to me But i'm too clever no It's not her fault I think you should go home And drink your malt Liquor You don't have to convince Me of her guilt The flowers aren't helping They just wilt Your presence merely Irritates like salt I think you should go home And drink your malt Liquor Don't try to talk to me Don't try to placate me I see what happened here It's very plain my dear When you get bored with me Go run to her but she Isn't a bastard like You Are She and i take pleasure In your tears You've had fun but now we're Switching gears This ain't just another Little bicker You better go home And drink your malt Liquor Don't try to talk to me Don't try to placate me I see what happened here It's very plain my dear When you get bored with me Go run to her but she Isn't a bastard like You Are He cannot be trusted with the girls And he cannot be trusted with alcohol And he cannot be trusted with my things No he cannot be trusted with the girls No more shoulders on Which you can cry I won't even give you A goodbye You aren't going fast enough You better pack quicker And get your ass on home To drink your malt Liquor Don't try to talk to me Don't try to placate me I see what happened here It's very plain my dear When you get bored with me Go run to her but she Isn't a bastard like You Are Don't try to talk to me Don't try to placate me I see what happened here It's very plain my dear When you get bored with me Go run to her but she Isn't a bastard like You Are