She still won't look my way But this quadrant, there's another way There are four of them, after all And nobody ever said moirallegiance was completely vanilla! But, then I'd be committing infidelity with Gamzee And I'd seem desperate This is wrong, it's so wrong I'm so torn that I don't know what to do Fighting with stoic pricks, when I just wanna fix Everything I screwed up over you Practically gone insane, got sick fires on the brain Pretty sure I fucked this up from the start If we change red to black Hey, cut me some slack! A spade upside-down is a heart This spade is my heart On this dark, dizzy, merry-go-round I might be in denial, it's not like I'm on trial Oh, I toss and I turn, yet her blind eyes still burn Straight through to the pit of my soul Yes, I am guilty as charged This spade is my heart! All those times when she pouted her lips, and called me, "Karkles" And whenever she guessed that my blood's bright hue Her eyes would... sparkle I still swoon when she walks through that door, gotta be... cautious Now she's ass-over-teakettle for (Fucking Strider!) I'm getting nauseous, eugh C'mon Vantas, you're the man with the plan, the team leader You gotta do something, but what? I could always hunt down one of Vriska's dream bubbles And ask her on a movie date Aw, but that would never work She's got worse taste in cinema than the likes of even John Egbert! But wait, what if I coerced Strider into No! Absolutely not! Never in a million years! Not even in either of their dreams! Over my dead body! ♪ This fucking sucks! Cheated! I feel cheated! I'm defeated, I should give up right now Gotta look on the bright side, with all of my might But I fall for her still, anyhow! If I'm dancing this dance, I won't stand a chance Her grip of romance makes me fall! So, I guess might as well, dance this tango to hell At least I'll have tango-ed at all! This spade is my heart! And I'll dance 'til I'm singing the blues I'll pretend that I loathe her, so that I can still hold her! But the end, it will come, still, I gotta play dumb 'Til I'm glum and my chums leave me too I never did get the girl Though she's the center of my world I need to take a long hike off a short meteor This spade is my heart!