God fucking dammit, Dave
There goes the last shit that I ever gave
Isn't it ironic?
Used to be platonic
Then I realized
I'm horns over heels for
God fucking dammit, Dave
Making bedroom eyes at any
Pretty boy, or girl, or troll
He always knows just how to piss me off!
Even if I beg he won't lay off!
God fucking dammit, Dave
If only I could manage to escape
But your lips are witchcraft
Don't you fucking dare laugh!
Just leave me alone
I just need some time alone, no
I just need some time alone, no
I just need some time alone, no!
I just need some time alone!
God fucking dammit, Dave
This bridge is shitty
So you might feel pity
For my tragic tale of incompatibility
Can you distract me when he's so attractively
Holding my weakness against me
The bastard!
Will he persist
Even after I kiss him?
I hate him, I love him
But I keep on
Trying to prove that I love how I swoon
I'm losing my confidence
I want you
I want you
I want you
I want you
I want you
I want you
I want you
God fucking dammit, Dave
If I had a star to wish on
For my life, I can't imagine
Any other stoic prick compares
Mirrored shades won't hide it if he stares
Love me, hate me, fuck me
I don't care
God fucking dammit, Dave
I might not be real experienced with humans
But who am I fooling?
While my blood is pooling at the pit of me
As I lie awake, and
God fucking dammit, Dave
Whisper in my ear
With your stupid voice
Tell me that you love me
That you're thinking of me
Straight into the point
That is why I hate you
God fucking dammit, Dave