You all can keep your convent That life don't suit me well This is my finest moment Here's another story you can tell When I was just a baby An orphan with no home The spirits came to save me Taught me how to manage on my own How many arms and legs has she? Keep a close eye on my hands and feet You might feel a little pinch or two Is it just us in the darkened room? This ain't no sideshow magic There's nothing up my sleeve Nobody can explain it People want so badly to believe Why don't we turn the tables Raised up by spirit hands Make an investigation Find out what you think you'll understand Study but nobody solves the mystery Of this little girl from Napoli Books and diplomas will do you no good Class is getting started in the darkened room Hear me moan and hear me wail Swallow tongue and lizard tail From my head a cold wind blows Hear me wail and hear me moan (Eat drink sleep be) (Idle love and touch) (The sweetest things) (Of life but not succumb) In this modern age of wonders Things go bump in the night Brand new atomic forces Hold on tightly when we dim the lights Let's gather for the séance There's nothing to conceal You can apply your science Do you think that you can prove what's real? Call me a faker call me a cheat I crackle with electricity Your wildest theories could be true Come and find out in the darkened room You all can keep your convent That life don't suit me well This is my finest moment Here's another story you can tell