Monday, time for Alchemy I'm buried behind the gallery Come in and see a band From Norway or Japan Pick up the CD while you're able Some are on a tiny German label Miss Gothic NYC Hey, save a dance for me And please deposit if you please Some black lipstick on my peepee Monday time for alchemy So come in and have a pint There's a hideous man named Mike And a bunch of gothic tykes And George at the bar with his fake fangs on And hold everything, they're playing my song! "It gets so lonely being evil" It's Monday night again So pull up a chair my friend And Jason and Althea will be, oh, so glad to see ya Don't get cake on your velvet cape Here at Alchemy Mondays