She's got a shot glass set from the Sistine Chapel She bought a New York shoe horn shaped like an apple Colosseum keepsakes like there's no tomorrow Cheap key chains from Kilimanjaro Oh oh oh for the memories But I wonder one day When her bag's unpacked and the jet lag fades If she'll feel a thing about this place Well I ain't gonna forget a sky so crystal clear And I'm gonna miss how I felt welcome here I can't ship home the cobblestones Or how I faced my fear But I sure as hell don't need no souvenir He's got a 10-piece life-size Russian doll A glass-blown hand-sewn rhinestone Taj Mahal Stonehenge mugs, you know he found 'em He's got an I Climbed Everest condom Oh oh oh for the memories But I wonder one day When his bag's unpacked and the jet lag fades If he'll feel a thing about this place Well I ain't gonna forget a sky so crystal clear And I'm gonna miss how I felt welcome here I can't ship home the cobblestones Or how I faced my fear But I sure as hell don't need no souvenir ♪ And I wonder one day When my bag's unpacked and the jet lag fades Will I feel a thing about this place? No I ain't gonna forget a sky so crystal clear And I'm gonna miss how I felt welcome here I can't ship home the cobblestones Or how I faced my fear But I sure as hell don't need no souvenir I don't need no souvenir Oh oh oh oh yeah I don't need no souvenir