(CHRIST!) Is it that time of year again? I'm not ready for all the stress How can you be merry When everything has Gone to shit (CHRIST!) Really don't wanna decorate Don't wanna buy gifts Last minute I swear it's not cause I'm a terrible Person just I don't plan my life around The whims of capitalism oh-ho If I have to listen to the same ten Songs everywhere oh I will explode I'm sure people have nice parents But why do I have to meet mine My family's fine except for that Uncle whose a racist, sexist hog That I have to tolerate (CHRIST!) Is it that time of year again? I'm not ready for all the stress How can you be merry When everything has Gone to shit (CHRIST!) Really don't wanna decorate Don't wanna buy gifts Last minute I swear it's not cause I'm a terrible Person just It could be worse You could be essential Shorthanded on Graveyard shifts Sad as The world forgets The fact that its still shit For people out Sleeping rough Tired and Hungry And i feel Meaningless Working Hospitality If you like the holidays Good for you! So my girlfriend can't make it to Christmas this year Umm... I think it may be because she doesn't actually exist Which means that I'm stuck with my mother-in-law Again Argh! Aaaaa Aaaaa Aaaaaa (CHRIST!) Is it that time of year again? I'm not ready for all the stress How can you be merry When everything has Gone to shit (CHRIST!) Really don't wanna decorate Don't wanna buy gifts Last minute I swear it's not cause I'm a terrible Person just