I looked in the mirror earlier today and realized I feel older. Yes I could grow a beard if I wanted, but my brain is getting dumber. And I know it's all my fault I keep losing all my money to all of my best friends playing cards And doing things we know we shouldn't after dark Reading books is pointless now if I know all the words I keep getting woken up far too early by the sound of heckling birds They're saying "hey man, yo dog, you got responsibilities!" I saw a wishing well yesterday but I didn't have any coins so I bought a pack of rusty pennies but forgot what I was trying to accomplish. I feel so so stupid. Please wish me well. If you punch me in the face, I'd apologize. I always have a pair of sunglasses even when there's no sun in the sky, I guess it all comes down to the fact I can't look myself in the eye. (Come on guys, harmonize.)