Who the fuck Do you think you are? Are we Really that bizarre? Get a life, what do you earn From yelling, screaming, shouting Words that aren't yours? Your head will be The main course And for dessert We will have your rotting corpse What's wrong? You look disturbed You should've seen this coming Oh, cry me a river Hello, friends And welcome to hell's kitchen I see you've done some damage 'Cause of your religion You're hateful Running your mouth, causing issues, and Oh, look at that! Now your heart's on the menu You heard me right You thoughtless cunt Your arms and legs Just for lunch Welcome to Purgatory Directions say to bake you At 400 degrees You shouldn't poke fun at people's gender 'Cause now we're gonna put you In my favorite blender What's wrong? You look disturbed You should've seen this coming Oh, cry me a river Hello, friends And welcome to hell's kitchen I see you've done some damage 'Cause of your religion You're hateful Running your mouth, causing issues, and Oh, look at that! Now your heart's on the menu This is what you get I don't know why you're so perplexed You told me I would go to hell But now you're here instead You should've thought of that before A life of conviction Because in hell, there are no dietary restrictions Hello, friends And welcome to hell's kitchen I see you've done some damage 'Cause of your religion You're hateful Running your mouth, causing issues, and Oh, look at that! Now your heart's on the menu Hello, friends And welcome to hell's kitchen I see you've done some damage 'Cause of your religion You're hateful Screaming garbage from a book you've never read And now it's time for dinner We'll be having your head