I asked you, to go out, with me your quite the knock out I showed up early pounding loud on your front door Can i use, your bathroom, and not a moment too soon It must have been the hot wings from the night before I could just keep it in Another couple hours maybe then You would be telling me what's really on your mind Just hold that thought, i'll be right back, I just can't hold it in this time The blow-out, was ugly, just tell your mom i'm sorry I didn't mean to drive your family from your home They seemed so pissed at me It happens to us all it will you'll see I know, i know, my so called life has got to go Why do i always seem to mess things up - most everytime And i know, i know, a second chance for me to show I wanna make it up to you and take you out a second time No wonder, you hate me, you spent 3 hours waiting While i was in your bathroom, clogging up the bowl Thought of so many ways Deciding what i probably shouldn't say