I took a wacky surf trip down to newport beach I heard the waves were second best to waikiki's We got our boards out of the car and we ran in the sand And then we saw a very hairy scary man The very scary man had hands made of bricks And had purple legs and purple lips We screamed at each other and ran far away It felt like we were running for like thirty days We got our boards out and we get in our suits And then we saw a man who carried many fruits The man of many fruits kinda smelled like cheese And had tattoos of gay horses on his knees Ahh oooh ahh ahh ahh ooh x2 This trip was really This trip was really This trip was really This trip was really really super wacky