(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Twenty years and going strong
He's never
Kissed a girl besides his mom
He's got a
Throw pillow from his favorite show
He wears a fucking fedora everywhere he goes
I don't think this guy is on this world
He thinks just being nice should get him the girl
So now he'll
Complain about how he thought it should be
Why does this always happen to me?
To me?
She's stupid pretty
He's pretty stupid
Lonely loser
Chewing a toothpick.
Lost in the dark
Trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one
She wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off
He didn't notice
He gave her a hug
She wanted a kiss
He missed the signs
So she found a different guy
So sorry Jack, but better luck next time
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Girls just suck, they're out of touch
I guess that asking for a quick one is just too much
So, she's a bitch 'cause he doesn't like you back
She's Omega, you're the Alpha of your own wolf pack
But come tonight he's gonna think of you and
He's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand
Hugging his pillow, trying himself to sleep
That's the girl that was meant to be with me
With me
She's stupid pretty
He's pretty stupid
Lonely loser
Chewing a toothpick
Lost in the dark
Trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one
She wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off
He didn't notice
He gave her a hug
She wanted a kiss
He missed the signs
So she found a different guy
So sorry Jack, but better luck next time
What's the matter?
Never had her
Find another
Hide your daughters
Suck up your pride
Go with the ride
Sometimes you lose
She doesn't want you
(Move on) What's the matter?
(Let Go) Never had her
(She's gone) You'll be alright
(Better luck next time)
She's stupid pretty
He's pretty stupid
Lonely loser
Chewing a toothpick
Lost in the dark
Trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one
She wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off
He didn't notice
He gave her a hug
She wanted a kiss
He missed the signs
So she found a different guy
So sorry Jack, but better luck next time
She's stupid pretty
He's pretty stupid
Lonely loser
Chewing a toothpick
Lost in the dark
Trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one
She wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off
He didn't notice
He gave her a hug
She wanted a kiss
He missed the signs
So she found a different guy
So sorry Jack, but better luck next time
(What's the matter?) Don't go.
I know (Never had her) we were meant to be
One chance. (You'll be alright) Please stay
I guess you're happy without me