Twenty years and going strong
He's never kissed a girl besides his mom
He's got a throw pillow from his favorite show
He wears a fucking fedora everywhere he goes
I don't thing this guys on this world
He thinks that just being nice should get him the girl
So now he'll complain on how he thought it should be
"Why does this always happen to me?"
To me
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid
Lonely loser chewing a toothpick
Bustin the door, trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy
So sorry, Jack, better luck this time
Girls just suck, they're out of touch
I guess that asking for a quick one is just too much
So, she's a bitch cause she doesn't like you back
She's Omega, your the Alpha of your own wolf pack
But, come tonight, he's gonna think of you and
He's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand
Hugging his pillow, crying himself to sleep
"That was a girl that was meant to be with me"
With me
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid
Lonely loser chewing a toothpick
Bustin the door, trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy
So sorry, Jack, better luck this time
What's the matter?
Never had her
Find another
Hide your daughters
Stuck up your pride
Go with the ride
Sometimes you lose
She doesn't want you
What's the matter?
Never had her
You'll be alright
Better luck next time
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid
Lonely loser chewing a toothpick
Bustin the door, trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy
So sorry, Jack, better luck this time
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid
Lonely loser chewing a toothpick
Bustin the door, trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy
So sorry, Jack, better luck this time
Wait! Don't Go!
Hold on!
I know we were meant to be!
One chance!
Please stay!
I guess your happy without me