Help me, I'm gay Yeah, everything I do is for the male gaze Pray for, my soul Because everything about me is apparently a spectacle GAY! GAY! Help me, I'm gay GAY! Hey mum Why haven't I had a boyfriend? Um, maybe it's because I'm potentially a lesbian? Dad, why did I date men like you? Because Freud was wide off the mark with my daddy issues Help me, I'm gay Yet every guy I know just assumes I'm straight Pray for, my soul Because everything about me is apparently a spectacle GAY! GAY! Help me, I'm gay GAY! (GAY GAY! Gay)