At the end of every working day I hurry home as fast as I can Grab myself a bite 'Cause since you left me I'm a lonely man I crack out a can of something Settle down in my chair From that moment 'till the spot disappears Man, I could be anywhere I'm pluggin' in my... Television Turn it on... Television Tune it in... Television 'N everything... Television I'm lookin' at... Television Just like a cat... Television That little set... Television It never quits Let me tell you I don't care what's on if it's happy or sad Don't give a damn if it's good or bad I'll sit and watch it 'till it drives me mad Just as long as it's on I'm glad Now everybody that I used to know They never come around no more I don't go out either 'Cause I ain't got nowhere to go You see my best friend has been livin' in Ever since you've been gone All I gotta do is activate that tube And I don't have to miss you no more I'm pluggin' in my... Television Turn it on... Television Tune it in... Television 'N everything... Television I'm lookin' at... Television Just like a cat... Television That little set... Television It never quits Let me tell you I don't care what's on if it's happy or sad Don't give a damn if it's good or bad I'll sit and watch it 'till it drives me mad Just as long as it's on I'm glad