Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket Knocks on the manager's door Grooning to the muzak from a speaker in the shoe rack Lays out her goods on the floor Everything she's chosen is conveniently frozen Eat it and come back for more Lady Window Shopper with a new one in the hopper Whips up a chemical brew Croaking to a neighbour while she polishes a sabre Knows how to flavour a stew Never need to worry with a tin of Hurry Curry Poisoned especially for you No use to complain If you're caught out in the rain Your mother's quite insane Cat food, cat food, cat food, again! ♪ No use to complain If you're caught out in the rain Your mother's quite insane Cat food, cat food, cat food, again! ♪ Lady Yellow Stamper with a fillet in the hamper Dying to finish the course Goodies for the table with a fable on the label Drowning in miracle sauce Don't think I am that rude if I tell you that it's cat food Not even fit for a horse