Girl, you let a knife and fork dig your grave You eat every kind of food you ain't nothing but a slave If you don't slacken up your pace They're gonna throw food in your face Girl, you let a knife and fork dig your grave Girl, you let a knife and fork get you down If you keep this up little girl you won't be around If you don't change some of your ways Girl, you're gonna shorten all your days Girl, you let a knife and fork get you down Eat, eat, eat: that's your middle name Oh the way you stuff yourself is a doggone shame Girl, you let a knife and fork call your hand You gobble all the food in sight that you can If you don't change some of your ways Girl, you're gonna shorten all your days Girl, you let a knife and fork call your hand Wearing a size 44 You have to turn sideways to get through the door Girl, you let a knife and fork dig your grave