Down in Mexicali There's a crazy little place that I know Where the
Drinks are hotter than the chili sauce And the boss is a cat named
Joe He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna In a honky-tonk,
Down in Mexico He wears a purple sash,
And a black moustache In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico Well,
The first time that I saw him He
Was sittin' on a piano stool I said "
Tell me dad,
When does the fun begin?" He just winked his eye and said "
Man, be cool." He wears a red bandana,
Plays a blues pianna In a honky-tonk,
Down in Mexico He wears a purple sash,
And a black moustache In a honky-tonk,
Down in Mexico All of a sudden in walks this chick Joe starts playing
On a Latin kick Around her waist she wore three fishnets She started
Dancin' with the castanets I didn't know just what to expect She
Threw her arms around my neck We started dancin' all
Around the floor And then she did a dance I never saw before.
So if you're south of the border I mean down in Mexico And you
Wanna get straight, Man, don't hesitate Just look up a cat named Joe.
He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna In a honky-tonk,
Down in Mexico He wears a purple sash,
And a black moustache In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico Yeah,
Como est usted senorita Come with me to the border,
South of the border, that is In Mexico,
Yeah in Mexico You can get your kicks in Mexico Come
With me baby, come with me, come with me, crazy, yeah