(Will birch/graeme douglas/dr feelgood) My sugar likes to take a drink To help her sleep and make her dream She's on to something but now they think There's not enough blood in her alcohol screen When things get on top of her There ain't no stoppin' her My sugar turns to alcohol One trip to the watering hole My sugar turns to alcohol One more drip will take it's toll Now when it gets into her head There ain't nothin' I can do Her days are numbered the doctor said Now she's drinking and counting too When time is running out Now there can be no doubt My sugar turns to alcohol One trip to the watering hole My sugar turns to alcohol One more drip will take it's toll Eight bars I'm getting old Now, in the morning her heads so thick There's only one thing that she can do One drink and she's a brand new girl Then that brand new girl wants one too When things get on top of her There ain't no stoppin' her When time is running out Now there can be no doubt My sugar turns to alcohol One trip to the watering hole My sugar turns to alcohol One more drip will take it's toll My sugar turns to alcohol One trip to the watering hole My sugar turns to alcohol One more drip will take it's toll Yeah I warned you about that stuff baby That ain't gin you're drinkin' That's pure petroleum Ha ha ha ha yeah...