The devil's in the bathroom Counting out his money While I was in the bedroom Land of milk and honey Babies play in sandbox land Quite the sight to see Nubiles on the rooftops Binoculars for free And all I wanted was you To come and play with me Now I was out there sleepin' Just tryin' to make a buck But daylight now was creepin' All the windows shut Girlfriend's off in TV land Dope on a soap We video the cartoons Now that's where there's hope Those neon signs were blinking Calling me outside Tonnes of crosstown traffic I never could abide Better throw my shoes on I'm gonna chase some cars Those corner stores are closing I get my pack of tar Now little sister's saving the time of the day The birthday suits we play in Had better go away Someone started waving I'd better shut 'em up Never mind your reasons You'd better give it up