Not sleeping in the night, not well in the day Hoping things get better when we go away Not sleeping in the night, not well in the day Hoping things get better when we go away I'm so angry, I'm gonna get a tattoo That says fuck Jeremy Clarkson and fuck you too While you're sitting there living out your last years You'll wonder why you gave in to right winged fears If you call me and it doesn't ring, maybe I forgot to put my sim in Or maybe I think it's weird, five kids with four different women And of those five, I'm the only child you chose to keep hidden Am I the product of a dalliance you thought was so forbidden? When I learnt to drive, I thought I'd be just like my mum Before I could write down words, she'd type up my nonsense If I read enough books I could be smart like my sister Or if I was more confident like my brother, a resistor But there's nothing I could do that would remind me of you 'Cause presents won't do when there's presence past due If you call me and it doesn't ring, maybe I forgot to put my sim in Or maybe I think it's weird, five kids with four different women And of those five, I'm the only child you chose to keep hidden Am I the product of a dalliance you thought was so forbidden? If you call me and it doesn't ring, maybe I forgot to put my sim in Or maybe I think it's weird, five kids with four different women And of those five, I'm the only child you chose to keep hidden Am I the product of a dalliance you thought was so forbidden?