When you're far away from home Just hum this melody You'll know you're not alone You'll see! A tiny hairy friend Will help you on your way They protect and defend Night and day They've come to save us Noble, magic rats The smallest are the bravest They always have your back It's whoop-ass time Get in line It's whoop-ass time ♪ Get in line It's whoop-ass time When you think you're by yourself Just know they're all around Always there to help When you're down And even when you sleep They watch over you From within 20 feet It's true They've come to save us Noble, magic rats The smallest are the bravest They always have your back It's whoop-ass time Get in line It's whoop-ass time Get in line It's whoop-ass time Some people don't like rats Because they hang out in trash But they're helping you with your pizza crust So you should fucking relax They've come to save us Noble, magic rats The smallest are the bravest They always have your back It's whoop-ass time Get in line It's whoop-ass time ♪ Get in line It's whoop-ass time