I am a product of catholic school rule of beating, Suspensions and foolish cheating If I mention the ascension of Christ in a sentence I am probably kidding This is a song about converting my demons And leading them back in the underdeveloped regions of my brain Untill the sequences stop repeating On the phone abuela tells me if you're stabbing the guy It will feel like god sent back his blessings Ever since the moment I started breathing It seemed the lack of a liberty surrounded goddess mythology fended me Fuck it Even if I wanted to believe I could have never picked a false god Until there was war instead of peace When I was a naughty boy I saw father Patrick unwind other brothers in the back I saw the fucker with a ridge gets fired for doing little kids so we got to school class When I heard that father Conrad died of AIDS in 1990 I started realizing that I couldn't trust my church entirely Another superior jumped the gun In the name of the Father, the Holy Ghost and the Son I present a toast to the nuns For all who got bad jokes I got one With black and white and red all over Hope is all done Another superior jumped the gun In the name of the Father, the Holy Ghost and the Son I present a toast to the nuns For all who got bad jokes I got one With black and white and red all over Hope is all done God helps those who help themselves God helps those with all the wealth But God never helped me in my goddamn live So I had to get up of the shelf And I gotta live it fast, Before the past catches up to me sucking me back in this trap I always wanted to believe in the beautiful heaven But the history of the bible could you barely have think about love Shouts to the missionaries raping the women enslaving the men Shout outs to the animal fairy that apparently gonna have got to heaven And a final shout out goes to the popes and priest and the bishops And these on the power Everybody knows real gangsters rock robes and mitered crowns Another superior jumped the gun In the name of the Father, the Holy Ghost and the Son I present a toast to the nuns For all who got bad jokes I got one With black and white and red all over Hope is all done Another superior jumped the gun In the name of the Father, the Holy Ghost and the Son I present a toast to the nuns For all who got bad jokes I got one With black and white and red all over Hope is all done