Bang! Bang! Bang! There's a knock at the back door Рау! Pay! Pay! Like an amateur actor It's that man With his face on the poster He won the deed (He's a boaster) What can you say? He's been knocking all day I think he's got the mind to stay Mister O doesn't beg vour pardon And Mister O doesn't like to bargain He's been sitting in his office nine to five And suddenly he's come alive He goes "Oh! You've got to go! Jack, hit the road! For don't you know - you owe Mister O! I'm gonna make it plain You're gonna take that train For the family, The reverend, The foreign leader Owe Mister. O! The senator, the mannequin, And the maiden meter Owe Mister. O! Yeah, the manager, The old lady down the road And everybody that you know Oh, they owe Mister O (Knock at the door) Well, I wonder who that is? (Open up!) He's as mad as a hat is! He's a fool with a plan like a card house He likes to rule pulling cards out Sell him a clue so he'll know what to do Or else you're gonna get the screw Mister O doesn't need your savings And Mister O doesn't like vour babies He's been waiting for an opportunity To put everybody on the street and go "Oh! You've got to go! You're bought and sold! And don't ya know you owe Mister O!?" No more society Or notoriety The butler and the baker And the new age tailor Owe Mister O The pioneer, the coroner, The dancing sailor Owe Mister O The vagabond, the president, the pope And everybody that you know Yeah, they owe Mister O Mister O, where are you going? It seems your ship is overflowing With all that you own, still you're living alone I think it's time vou found yourself a home (Mr. O doesn't want your love. He wants your.)