Ahem... INITIALIZING ENCOURAGEMENT SIMULATION...! Just think you are cool and succ-cessful You succ-cessful You succ-cessful Hey, I am your dad I'm proud of you, son! You are the one in my heart Son, I'm back from the dead! And me and your dad Are in love again PAUSING ENCOURAGEMENT SIMULATION...! How ya feelin'? Ooo you're looking rough! You look like you need another hit, heeeh? HIT IT! RESUMING ENCOURAGEMENT SIMULATION- ALRIGHT WE GET IT! You succ-cessful You succ-cessful Hey, it's me your first love It's back how it was You're still the one in my heart Hey, i taught you in first grade I'm sorry for the ways I criticized your finger paintings Heeey, it's me your boss and uhh... I just think you're really cool Auuuhhhghghgh here's a raise, you can have my pay too And you can kick me in the dick if you want You succ-cessful You succ-cessful ...PAUSING ENCOURAGEMENT SIMULATION- OK, god damn... look pal You just kicked your own boss in the dick If that doesn't make you feel better Then I don't know what will! and it's my job to know! YOU Your time's up, anyway! SUCK Get out of here! You succ-cessful You succ-cessful You succ-cessful You succ-cessful