Sally wants to save the world
But she's only just one girl
She buys paper at the grocery store
But then she starts to learn too much
Realizes that she's out of touch
And now sally doesn't care anymore
She buys plastic at the grocery store
She spends all of her days drinking
And feels the world's no longer worth saving
She'll get herself a job welding
She doesn't even pick up the phone
That would tell her to come back home
Sorry Sally
That I said so many lies
I couldn't even keep track of them
I don't know why I did it
I don't care anymore
There's so much shit in my life
I can't even see the bottom of it
If I could I would just quit it
I don't care
Andy is a lonely mess
Who spends his days trolling for ass
He eats Thai food on his own too much
And he's got no one to love
He'd really like somebody to love
And now Andy's still a lonely mess
He switched to Mexican food but he's still alone
He's in his room with no one to love
But at least he doesn't give a shit
I guess he's makin' some progress
He doesn't even pick up the phone
That would tell him he's not alone
I'm sorry sally
That I said so many lies
I couldn't even keep track of them
I don't know why I did it
I don't care anymore
There's so much shit in my life
I can't even see the bottom of it
If I could I would just quit it
I don't care