Paralyzed nation Sick and depressed Gotta keep myself together Gotta take a deep breath All because There may never be A Gremlins 3 So tell me where did the Gremlins go It's been so long with nothing to show We could have had Gremlins versus Home Alone Or at least a cameo in Attack of the Clones There should have been a gremlin in Jurassic Park Or a Jaws-like movie with a gremlin shark Thirty years later we'rе all stuck at home Crying in our sleep, wondering wherе did the Gremlins go It's a travesty that they've robbed us of history We could have had Gremlins 4, Gremlins 5 Instead we got fourteen Land Before Times I close my eyes and gremlins are all that I see We could have had Gremlins 6, and Gremlins 7 Instead we got COVID and 9/11 So tell me where did the Gremlins go? It's been so long With nothing to show Imagine there's a film where Gizmo becomes a gremlin Who teaches the other gremlins about democracy and philosophy They develop a country, they name it "Gremlin Nation" They ban all immigration They have genocidal tendencies Gizmo isn't into it Also, he has a kid With a human woman Played by Jennifer Aniston We can call it Gremlins 3 There should have been a gremlin in Jurassic Park Or a Jaws-like movie with a gremlin shark Thirty years later we're all stuck at home Crying in our sleep, wondering where did the Gremlins go Woah Woah Joe Dante Where did the Gremlins go? Woah Woah Howie Mandel Where did the Gremlins go? Woah Steven Spielberg