Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade From the dark side of the moon You hide your absence with mascara Like a million dollar suit (ooh) I heard you washed your hands of Timothy I thought you swore you loved him best You turned his savings into silicone And slapped it to your chest (ooh) But he should have known better Than to think that he was different Than the hundred other guys That had already fallen victim But you know that I know That you aren't so beautiful ♪ I used to think that you were paradise I used to say that you were sweet But then you opened up your mouth And made a fool out of me I never once considered suicide I guessed it just wasn't for me But then I dreamed I had your baby And I learned empathy (ooh) You say Jesus is your best friend Well he doesn't understand Why you're flipping off the camera With a joint on Instagram Well he knows and I know that You aren't so beautiful Baby, no You aren't so beautiful To me You aren't so beautiful Lady You aren't so beautiful Can't you see? I hear you're getting back with Timothy I could have sworn he was engaged You'll wreck his life until it's worthless And you'll turn another page (ooh) But you're so self-involved You'll probably listen to this song And sing along with every word At the end cry "Oh my God, I know This song is so Tiffany, Jessica, Miranda, Elizabeth, Samantha Taylor and Tara and Ashley and Abby and Katie And Sarah and Shelby, Amanda" But darling You aren't so beautiful Baby, no You aren't so beautiful To me You aren't so beautiful Lady You aren't so beautiful Can't you see? You aren't so beautiful (Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade) You aren't so beautiful (Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade) (From the dark side of the moon) You aren't so beautiful (Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade) (From the dark side of the moon) You aren't so beautiful (Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade) Can't you see You are not so beautiful to me