Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Did you know this cup is a drum?
If that cup is a drum, then my bum is a drum
Pots, cups and even a bum
It's so much fun when everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Can someone's willy be a drum?
Can you make my willy go pa-ra-pa-pum-pum?
I did a cum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
I got a bad relationship with my mum
And when I think about my mum
Even that's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
When you drum on things you can have a ball
Anything can be a drum
Heck, even a wall
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Hey, did you know this pot is a drum? (Heh)
I said, did you know this pot is a drum?
Broden, what the fuck?
You were just playing it wrong
When you came to me 15 years ago
You told me that everything was a drum
Everything is a drum
I left my wife
I let you drum on my penis
Enough now, brother Mark
No more lies!
No more excuses!
For if that pot is not a-
Oh no, I got it
Oh, good
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum
Everything's a drum