I'm walking around
I'm doing a poo
I'm walking down the street
I'm doing a poo
I'm walking inside and I think I need to poo
I'm doing a poo
I'm doing a poo
I'm walking to the loo
I'm doing a poo
I'm opening the door
(Oh hey oh sorry mate, I'm in here)
(Oh sorry oh my god I didn't-)
I just wanted to say
That I'm sorry that I walked in on you doing a poo
Jeez Louise I can't believe that I walked in on you doing a poo
Jeezy creezy lemon squeezy I walked in on you doing a poo
Good golly Miss Molly what a great folly walking in on you doing a poo
No worries
What the 'eff are you thinking, doing a poo?
If you're gonna do a poo, lock the door before you do
The poo is tearing me up inside, I'm mortified
The door said vacant but it was occupied
(With you doing a poo)
Go away
How can I forgive myself for what I did to you and your poo?
I have walked in on you and your bum and on your poo
Sitting, ruminating 'bout your poo and wee and poo
I am asking myself am I any better than your poo?
But I gotta get out of this poo situation
Cadillac down route sixty-poo
I made my poo mistakes, but me and my baby gonna leave my poo behind
(Hey, fuck off)
(Gibberish)
(Excuse me, I'm trying to poo)
I'm just a man
Who's walked in on you
Doing a poo
And the craziest thing
I've fallen
In love with you
Piss off
Doing a poo
Doing a poo
(Wait who are all these people?) I love you
(A bloody choir? Holy moly) Doing a poo
Yo
When I arrived in this loo while you were pooin' today
You surprised my eyes, ew poo, that wasn't okay
There's poo rules and poo cues let me philosophise
Your poo is your poo for that I a-poo-logise
It was a new poo journey through a strange poo land
Me and you, poo in poo, and hand in hand
From poo true love grew 'cause we took a chance
You know that life's a roller coaster let's have a poo dance
A lot of people been sayin' this song's a bit rude
But it really is just about that awkward situation
It could be about walking in on anyone
Doing anything
But just this situation
I walked in on someone doing a poo
Well I hope you're all happy I'm pooing now
I'm pooing in front of a choir
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